I get homesick for the most unpredictable things. So far the list has included horsehoe crabs, the Salem Witch Museum, Kowloon, and day trips to Vermont. Today I miss Turtle Boy. He’s quite far out of our way, so we certainly can’t make it to see him on our next visit. D’you think we’ll ever see Turtle Boy again?
No really, there is a Turtle Boy statue. The prize is the expressions on their faces.
Boy: I like turtles!
Turtle: GO AWAY. TURTLE. I DON’T LIKE YOU.